Tag: lord of the rings

  • I Am The Villain

    The terrible day that I learned that I was, indeed, the dreadful villain,

    When Pink wasn’t well and they sent me, the surrogate band, as the fill-in.

    I was Sauron and poured all my malice, cruelty, and will to dominate all life,

    I was Annakin, and it was all unfair so I blamed it on my friend and wife.

    It was me, Scar, who told Simba to run far, far away and never come back,

    I don’t even remember when everything changed during the Fire Nation attack.

    It was many things that added up to fill Prince Zuko with pride and shame,

    And I remember the strange day I learned I was the antagonist to blame.

    It was the same day I learned that I was also the hero to save the day,

    When Aang, Frodo, and Simba finally came back to the world to play!

    It was time to tear down the Empire that I created to control my life,

    To finally heal the pain that was caused by a psychological knife.

  • Love for Gollem

    I kind of miss Gollem… That mangy and twisted creature

    His funny ways, split into two like a double feature

    His desperation for the ring, but his love for his master

    Without him, I couldn’t have gotten here any faster

    Thank you Sméagol for being my guide

    I wish you hadn’t felt the need to hide

    You were misunderstood and lived underground

    But then along came a hobbit and you were found

    I hope you know you deserve a thousand and one fishes

    For getting me to Mount Doom thus fulfilling my wishes