Love for Gollem

I kind of miss Gollem… That mangy and twisted creature

His funny ways, split into two like a double feature

His desperation for the ring, but his love for his master

Without him, I couldn’t have gotten here any faster

Thank you Sméagol for being my guide

I wish you hadn’t felt the need to hide

You were misunderstood and lived underground

But then along came a hobbit and you were found

I hope you know you deserve a thousand and one fishes

For getting me to Mount Doom thus fulfilling my wishes