I kind of miss Gollem… That mangy and twisted creature
His funny ways, split into two like a double feature
His desperation for the ring, but his love for his master
Without him, I couldn’t have gotten here any faster
Thank you Sméagol for being my guide
I wish you hadn’t felt the need to hide
You were misunderstood and lived underground
But then along came a hobbit and you were found
I hope you know you deserve a thousand and one fishes
For getting me to Mount Doom thus fulfilling my wishes