Category: Short Story

  • The Boy, the Abyssal Cave, and the Servant Jailers

    The Boy opened his eyes and found himself within a cave. He stood and reached his hand out. He could see almost nothing. Though it was not completely pitch black, there was no evidence of a light source from anywhere.

    “It is so dark in here,” the Boy whispered to himself. “It is so dark and cold in here.”

    It was hard for the Boy to determine what the cave was made from. It certainly wasn’t rock. The walls and floors had a damp quality to them. They were almost mushy, as if made of a fleshy material. A humidity hung in the air, and there was a stench of something unknown, foul, and rotten. 

    “Hello?” The Boy called out into the cave.

    No answer was returned.

    “Hello?” The Boy called out louder as he fidgeted with his hands.

    Hello,” a cracked and harsh whisper said. “You are awake?

    “Where are you? I cannot see you!” The Boy turned frantically back-and-forth in the cave.

    You don’t remember who I am?” The voice asked. “Do you remember where you are? Do you remember who any of us are?

    A collective chorus of cackles howled through the dank cavern. They came from every which way, and the Boy saw pairs of eyes open all around him. They glowed with varying hues of yellow and red light. The eyes grew bigger and bigger and the figures that carried these eyes stepped close enough for the Boy to see them. Monsters… Terrible creatures! Some were sickly and pathetic things of bone and sinew that crawled with little energy across the floor. Others had a massive stature and were covered with hair or feathers. Abominations. The Boy squealed at the sight of the beasts.

    “What do you want with me?” The Boy cried.

    You really don’t remember who we are?” The largest monster asked. He had three horns on each side of his head that fractured and rejoined with one another. The brows of the monster were wrangled and manged, and its teeth all had a uniquely grotesque shape. With the legs of a massive bull and the body and face of a man, it towered over the Boy.

    “No! No! I don’t!” The Boy crawled backward away from the monster.

    You never were the best with that memory of yours,” the monster laughed. “We are your humble servants!

    The monster crouched lower and placed its hands on its knees. The other monsters also came closer.

    “Do not step closer!” The Boy screamed.

    You have been asleep for a very, very long time. I was starting to think you would never wake up!” The monster said.

    “I don’t even remember falling asleep!” The Boy started to panic. “Stay away from me! I don’t like this place! Why am I here? Stay away from me!”

    The monsters all laughed again, and the Boy cowered at their viciousness.

    You don’t like this place?” The monster asked and started reaching for the Boy.

    The Boy smacked the monster’s hand away and it hardly moved.

    “Please don’t hurt me!” The Boy shrieked.

    Hurt you?” The monster stood again. “You think we want to hurt you?

    “You scare me!”

    Boy, you slept for a very, very long time! We are not here to hurt you! We are here to protect you!

    The Boy was silent. He looked around at the terrifying beings that surrounded him. They had furious eyes and tormented features.

    “Protect me from what?”

    From what is outside of this cave.

    “What could be outside of this cave that is more horrifying than you?”

    Terrible things! Terrible things!” All the monsters answered together.

    Outside of this cave there are many dangers,” said the largest monster.

    Things that bring pain! Things that bring terrible, terrible pain!” A lizard headed monster hissed. “Things that will never understand you! Things that don’t want to understand you! The world is full of people! People! Do you not remember?

    “People like me?” The Boy asked.

    No! Oh, no! Not people like you! Not people like you at all! Those people out there are terrible people! Is there anything as terrible as those people?” A bat with eight tails said as it hung from the wet ceiling of the soft cave.

    “Why do they want to hurt me?” The Boy asked.

    Because that is what all people do! All people want to hurt! That is just what they are! They are not to be trusted!” The hideous bird spoke again.

    But you are a special person,” The large bull-legged monster said to the Boy. “You are the most special boy of them all. You would never hurt people like that. Never!

    “I don’t want to hurt people,” the Boy said. “Why do others want to hurt people?”

    Because they are different from you! Because they don’t understand what you understand.

    “And what would happen if I left this cave?” The Boy asked.

    It would be your doom! When they see your face, they will punish you for what you are. The world hates what you are. Do not leave this cave, Boy! If you leave this cave, we cannot protect you. You must never ever show your face outside of this cave. That is the only way in which you can stay safe.

    “I have to stay in this cave forever?” The Boy started to tear up.

    Do not cry,” the massive beast wiped a tear from the Boy’s eye. “While you may not be able to leave this cave, you will always have us. This is the only place you are really safe to be you! Unlike that world outside of this cave, this world is yours.

    “But I feel so alone in here!” The Boy said. “Would it really be so bad if I just peaked out of this cave? Maybe things have changed out there! Maybe it isn’t as bad as we think outside!”

    Oh, no, no, no, no!” A giant spider crawled over the other monsters. “We have seen out there! We keep watch, and we do that for you. Trust us. It has not changed out there. If anything, it has gotten worse. We see it everyday! Trust us, Boy. Trust us! You cannot even risk looking out.

    “What is it that you have seen, though?” The Boy asked.

    Death! Violence! People die on the roads and they don’t seem to care. Fire rains from the sky due to the evil devices of humans! They lie and cheat each other! The good of heart are torn down. There is a danger around every corner,” the spider said.

    The Boy’s fear spiked.

    “I don’t want to see that!” The Boy said. “Is there anyone out there that is good?”

    Not that we have seen! The world is rotten!” The monsters all hissed.

    “Well then I must stay here!” The Boy declared.

    The Boy remained in the cave with a host of monsters. Though they all had much to say, the Boy never felt like he had any company with them. They seemed to have an endless string of complaints about the world and compliments about the Boy. While a compliment is always nice, the Boy grew tired of these compliments. They offered nothing of value to him because he felt like he had done nothing to deserve them from these monsters. Their constant praise of him and hatred of the world began to feel like heavy shackles around the ankles of the Boy. It was a boring, dark, and empty existence.

    But one day, though the light of day could not be seen in this cave, the Boy found himself away from the monsters. So he decided to sneak towards the direction of where he thought the cave entrance was. There was a small warm light that got larger as he silently walked across the mushy and wet floor of the cave. Excitement overcame him and he started running toward the cave entrance, but something grabbed his foot. He fell on his face.

    Where are you going?” Howled a monster with the body of a woman, the head of a wasp, and twenty tentacles coming from her back. It had two of its tentacles around the Boys feet and raised him off the floor. The other monsters came.

    Stupid Boy! Stupid, stupid By!” the large bull-legged monster scolded. “You almost got to a place where we can no longer protect you!

    “But I just want to see,” the Boy said.

    Don’t you get it, foolish Boy! There is nothing to see! Do you not remember what happened when you were outside of the cave before?

    “No! Now put me down!” The Boy commanded.

    The monster threw the Boy to the wall of the cave. The Boy was breathless from the impact and could barely move.

    Those people will hurt you!” The large monster said.

    “You have hurt me!” The Boy said.

    It was for your own good! We are here to protect you!

    “I don’t believe you! I do not even know where you came from.”

    The monsters all gasped in shock, and the fury in their eyes grew immensely.

    You don’t know where we have come from?

    “It doesn’t matter!” The Boy coughed. “I want to leave this place and you are keeping me trapped here.”

    Stupid Boy! Don’t you understand that you created this cave?” The lizard headed monster hissed.

    “What do you mean?” The Boy’s eyes grew.

    This cave! Us! We are your creation! You created us to protect you! You created us because you did not like what was outside of this cave! You were hurt by what was outside of this cave!

    “How could I have created all this?” The Boy asked. “I don’t understand why I would have created all of this!”

    No more talking!” The tentacled wasp monster said. “It seems that even you have become a danger to yourself! Maybe you really are just like all the other people! Maybe you are dangerous!

    Take him deeper into the cave!” The bull-legged monster with six horns ordered the other monsters.

    “I wish to see the light outside of the cave!” The Boy cried as he was dragged away.

    There is no light! The light is a lie! How do you not understand that? The light is there to lure you to your destruction!” The bull-legged monster said.

    “But what if it is you that doesn’t understand!” The Boy tried to wrestle himself free from the tentacles of the monster.

    We understand. We have seen. It is only us that understands.” 

    The Boy was taken further into the cave, and was brought to a darker corner than he had ever seen. The Boy’s darkest and deepest despair was found here surrounded by monsters of his making. He was filled with both fear of these monsters and fear of what lay beyond the cave. But with fear in every direction he moved or did not move, why not move? He pondered the words of the monsters. What did it mean that he was their creator? How could he have had the power to create such things? It must not have been him that created things that spewed such poison! How could he have done such a thing? He pondered, and he pondered. There was nothing else to do within the blackness of this cave. The monsters surrounding him still poured their callous remarks out of their mouth, but now their tone had changed towards him. They seemed to hate him as much as they hated the world. The Boy could not escape this. He was their prisoner. Sitting, lonely, within the jail of his supposed own creation. He pondered and pondered.

    Until he stopped pondering. When he stopped pondering, he stood. The monsters all fell silent and looked at the Boy. 

    “I will be leaving this place,” the Boy said through teary eyes.

    We will not let you,” the bull-legged monster responded.

    “No… You will,” the Boy said

    No! We won’t!” The monsters hissed and laughed.

    “You say you are here to protect me!” The Boy yelled at the monsters. “You say that I am your creator! You say that I created this cave! Well I say no more! I don’t wish to be in this cave! I don’t wish to be surrounded by monsters! I wish to see the light outside of the cave.”

    You are believing in a delusion,” the bull-legged monster scowled.

    “No! There is no delusion. You are what I created! And now it is time for you to meet my new creations! For I have been devising my escape from this cave! I have been thinking about your words, and now, my time of freedom has come!”

    What? What are you talking about?

    And at that, a burst of light came from the end of the cave. The monsters scowled and hissed at the warmth entering the cave. Silhouettes of spread wings could be seen breaking up the almost blinding white light from the end of the cave. The monsters began to cower and run deeper into the cave.

    “It is too late,” the Boy decreed.

    As the bird-like creatures flew with immense speed down the dark corridor, it could be seen that they were men and women with beautiful golden armor and immense brown eagle wings. They all bore spears.

    You have betrayed us,” the bull-legged monster cried.

    The winged people overtook the monsters and began to slay them one-by-one. Spears would pierce the monsters’ black hearts and they would let out foul screams of hopelessness. And then one of the winged men stopped before the Boy and looked down to him.

    “You called for us, my lord?” The winged man smiled, picked up the Boy, and flew him to the entrance of the cave. 

    The light was blindingly white for the Boy as he had not seen this light for a long, long time. But as his vision returned, there was a massive world before him. A world of large billowing clouds and bright flowers. It was a world with a refreshing breeze, thunderstorms in the distance, and pollen suspended in sun beams. He finally remembered the world from which he fled from. Waiting for him on the outside of the cave was a man. He did not have wings and wore blue armor.

    “I saw you in my dreams,” the man in blue armor said. He had a bare face and looked remarkably like the Boy. “I had almost forgotten you. And of all the places I expected to find you, it was not here in this cave of fear. But here you are. I was told there was nothing but monsters here, but I now see there was someone much more here. The person I was looking for.”

    “Have we met before?” The Boy asked.

    “It isn’t exactly true to say that we have ever met. You and I don’t need to meet. You have never seen me, but I have seen you. I used to see you everyday once upon a time.”

    “I don’t understand,” the Boy said. “ But thank you for saving me!”

    “No,” the blue armored man said. “You saved yourself. That is why I am here. The visions and dreams you sent me from this cave. I should say thank you! I hid you away a long time ago because I didn’t want you hurt. And then I forgot that you were hidden. I left you behind, but then I saw that the further I got from you, the more wicked my life became. I left you behind, and my life darkened… And so did yours. We are each other’s home, and to be without your true home is wicked.”

    “Your life is wicked?” The Boy asked. “Are you wicked?”

    “Yes,” the blue armored man said. “I am one of the many wicked people of the world. That is why I am here to save you. You are the only chance I have at saving me from my own wickedness. If it can be done at all…”

    “Were the monsters right? That the world is full of wickedness?” The Boy asked.

    “Nothing is ever completely wrong, I suppose,” the blue armored man said. “However, there is so much more than the wickedness of this world. There is so much more to me than my own wickedness. The same could be said about all people. I wish for us to teach that to each other. I wish for us to journey with each other as we were always meant to.”

    The winged men and women in golden armor returned to the cave entrance. They had completed their task.

    “There can always be more of them,” one of the winged soldiers said as she pierced her spear into the ground. “As the road darkens, it is hard to say what will breed.”

    “Together, nothing can stop us,” the blue armored man smiled down at the Boy. “Let the world come.”

    The Boy smiled. And then… There was only one of them. The blue armored man walked away from the cave in his solitude. 

  • The Dog That Follows

    It was a beautiful day in the Rocky Mountains, but there was not much about it that was beautiful for me. I thirsted. I had been traveling on foot away from my town in search of a new life. It was my third day traveling, and the dry air was insulting my sandpaper tongue with every gust. I was hardly sweating because there was nothing to sweat. As I had said, I thirsted, but I also hungered. My mind and my stomach were robbing me of the freedom I had promised myself when I had set out.

    But there was someone else there too. Well, I didn’t realize that he was someone when he showed up. He was a dog, but then the dog spoke to me. It wouldn’t leave my side, and it didn’t really tell me what it wanted either. However, it seemed that the dog had always known me. It was for some reason always trailing just beyond sight, and then, when I had plunged myself into the unknown, he decided to make a more formal acquaintance with me. He sure had a lot to say…

    “You will die soon if you do not drink,” the mangy dog said.

    “I know,” I responded. “I reckoned that when you started speaking to me.”

    “You will die because you are a fool. You will die like all the other losers that die due to their foolishness.”

    “Is that what you think?” I asked.

    “Me? Not me! Isn’t that what you think? You have certainly entertained that notion before haven’t you? You even said it at a bar in Grand Junction when you were a younger and stronger man.”

    “Am I no longer young and strong? Is that what you are saying?”

    “Is it?” The dog bared his teeth at me.

    We continued walking through a forsaken valley between snow covered peaks. I had considered climbing the mountains to reach the snow to eat, but I was too exhausted to make such a trip. Besides… That snow could kill you. Or so I was once told. Full of bacteria or some other thing. It was best I didn’t even try. So, the walk continued. I puppeteered my legs forward one step at a time. I tried to not focus on the condition I was in. It would be best if I just kept walking, but then everytime I finally had some quiet…

    “You will die soon if you do not drink,” the dog said.

    “Do you think I care? I have nothing to lose.”

    “Exactly… You have nothing to lose,” the dog laughed. “Nothing at all. That is exactly why you have everything to lose. Otherwise you will have made nothing of your pathetic life. And that bothers you, doesn’t it?”

    “Why would it bother me?”

    “You don’t remember much do you?”

    “Is there something I am supposed to be remembering? And why is it that you remember so much about me? I never had a dog. And I am starting to realize why that is the case. Especially if this is what you dogs are always doing.”

    “Are you judging dogs now? For what? For knowing something about you? Do you judge people for knowing things now?”

    “Maybe I should!”

    “And what about all the shit you know? You seem to know a whole lot!” The dog barked. “You seem to know exactly what is wrong with everything, including dogs!”

    I didn’t give a response. I don’t have to answer to a dog. But the dog, as normal, didn’t need a response from me in order to say something. And, of course, it was the same something he kept saying over and over again.

    “You will die soon if you do not drink.”

    “And what about you?” I asked

    “Are you worried about me?” The dog looked up to me.

    “Of course not, but why are you so worried about me?”

    “Oh.. You think I am here to help you?”

    “I have no idea why you are here! You just showed up and started talking.” 

    The dog stopped and sniffed the air.

    “There is water over there. I can smell it.”

    The dog led me to a puddle of water. It was dark, murky, and looked absolutely disgusting.

    “Will you drink it?” the dog sniffed at the water.

    “Do I have a choice?”

    “There is always a choice. But it is interesting that you don’t think you have one. Is it that you think your life is valuable? That you will plunge your face into that puddle and drink from it simply to live?”

    “I don’t see why I wouldn’t. Can you give me a reason why I wouldn’t?”

    “If I can remember correctly, you once saw a video of refugees online. The video showed a group of people drinking a puddle much like this one. Do you remember that?”

    “Vaguely.”

    “Oh, vaguely! Well, do you remember vaguely what your comment about them was?”

    “I don’t remember random comments I make.”

    “Let me remind you then. You had said that only disgusting animals could make themselves so low to drink from a muddy puddle. You had said that a human was more dignified than that, and that a person that would stoop that low had no sense of their worth.”

    I looked down at the puddle.

    “And now look at you,” the dog laughed. “Just look at you! Dying in this valley like a pathetic, stupid pig or drinking from an undignified mud puddle as a different stupid pig. Oh, how the mighty and proud have fallen!”

    The dog approached the puddle and drank from it.

    “Do you see what an undignified animal I am?” The dog continued to jeer at me. “And what will your choice be?”

    “I will make a choice to live,” I crouched down to the puddle.

    “To live? To live! Another rich comment from you, you pig! I thought that life was meaningless to you! I thought that this pathetic world wasn’t worth living in and that your fellow man made it unbearable!”

    “And yet, here I am alone in this scorching valley choosing to go another way.” 

    I leaned down and scooped up the water with my hands and drank the water. It had an odd metallic flavor and the sand gritted my teeth as it flowed by. Though there was nothing pleasant about the water, it was wonderful not to have a bone-dry mouth. 

    “Hello… Hello,” the dog said.

    “Hello?” I looked curiously at the dog.

    “Looking at you now, it seems that you have sunken further. Or perhaps something else? What do you think has happened? Have you lost your dignity?”

    “I think I have drank some water.”

    “That you have,” the dog said. “Will you continue walking now?”

    “One more drink,” I said.

    This time, I leaned fully forward and put my lips directly to the water. I slurped up as much as I could. A large chunk slipped down my throat, and I coughed and hacked as much of the mud clump as I could.

    “We will keep walking,” I said.

    “And how do you know this water will not kill you?” The dog asked.

    “I do not.”

    “And that does not worry you?”

    “As you have said, I have nothing to lose.”

    “And yet you still have accomplished nothing,” the dog said. “You have been a pathetic waste of space to your fellow man.”

    “And if I die in the desert it makes no difference anyways. Besides, what use is space anyways?”

    “What do you mean?” The dog asked.

    “I may be a waste of space, but does that not mean that space has some use? How does one waste space? Space is simply there.”

    “Interesting.”

    “As you have said, I have nothing to lose. And isn’t that the best position to be in?”

    “I think so,” the dog said. “When you did have something… When you believed you had everything, what good did that do you?”

    “It kept me in a box.”

    “This trip is changing you,” the dog said.

    “I can see that. A trip through any desert can change you. A trip through any valley of death can change you.”

    “If you do not eat soon, you will die.”

    “Thank you, dog… Is that your name? Dog?”

    “Do you think I have a name?” The dog stopped in his tracks.

    “Your constant dogging of me has made me think you are someone else.”

    “Don’t keep me waiting! Say it!” The dog commanded.

    “You are the devil.”

    The dog laughed.

    “But I also think you are God.”

    “Do you think there is a difference?” The dog asked.

    “I cannot tell anymore,” I sat on the ground.

    “Perhaps who I am just depends on who you are,” the dog sat in front of me. “You have run from me for many years and I was finally able to catch up to you here.”

    “And now we are face-to-face.”

    “That we are. And now that we can see each other, what is it that you see?”

    “A mirror. I see that life is just a mirror,” I said.

    “So who does that really make me?” The dog lifted an ear to the sky.

    “You are reality.”

    “And what is reality?” The dog asked.

    “You are me.”

    I blinked and the dog was gone. I stood and continued my journey.

    “If I do not eat soon, I will die.”

  • The Voice Over the Phone

    I heard the phone ring in the kitchen. Picking it up, I stretched the chord out to undo the knots that twirled upon its own twirls. It was ridiculously loud on the other end, sounding like a sports bar or an auctioning house or packed chicken barn. Breathing came through stronger than any of the other sounds. I said nothing, at first, and listened to the chaos. The breathing man on the other side of the line cleared his throat and coughed. Mucus came up his throat and he spat it out. 

    “Hello?” I said into the phone.

    The man coughed again.

    “Yes, Mr. Kettleman, I have been meaning to reach you,” he said. “How are you doing today?”

    “I am doi—”

    “Don’t answer that! I already know you are doing terrible. Terribly anxious. Terribly nervous. Terribly lonely. Blah, blah, blah. I know already. No need to waste your breath on telling me about it.”

    “Who is this?”

    “It doesn’t matter who I am at this moment,” the man said. “I am just a man calling you on the phone.”

    “Well if that is the case then I think I will just hang u—”

    “You won’t hang up,” the man said.

    “Oh yeah?” I pulled a stool from the kitchen counter and sat next to the landline phone.

    “People don’t hang up on me so easily!” The man said. “Maybe it is just something about my voice. I have been told that my voice sounds strangely familiar. Do you think my voice sounds familiar, Mr. Kettleman?”

    “I guess. Where are you right now? It is noisy as hell where you are!”

    The man laughed. No words in his reply.

    “Are you just wasting my time? What is it that you want?” I asked.

    “You waste enough of your time. Don’t worry too much about the time you waste on lil’ ole me,” he said. “Time goes by whether you talk to me or not. Do you have someone else to talk to right now?”

    “What do you want?” I raised my voice.

    “What do I want? What I want?” The man sniffed through the phone. “I didn’t call you because I want something. I called you because you want something. Personally, I am never satisfied. I don’t think you could ever satisfy me.”

    “I don’t even know who you are.”

    “And still here you are having a chat with me. Funny how that works out. Am I right, Mr. Kettleman?”

    “So what do I want?” I asked.

    “Don’t be so stupid. You want what everyone wants. You want more.”

    “More of what?” I sighed. “I don’t want to buy anything.”

    “I don’t sell things, Mr. Kettleman. I make deals.”

    “Isn’t that just another way of saying you sell things? Listen, pal, I am not buying anyth—”

    “Sure you are! You are definitely going to make a deal with me.”

    I hung up the phone. It rang immediately, and I picked it up.

    “No thank you,” I placed the phone back on its rack.

    Ring, ring, ring.

    “Please don’t call again!” I slammed the phone down.

    Once again… it rang.

    “What?” I asked.

    “So, Mr. Kettleman, are you ready to make a deal with me?”

    “I don’t even know what kind of deal I am making. What is it that you can give me?”

    “Now we are really talking! That is what I like to hear, good sir. I like to hear that a whole lot. Now, what I am trying to give you is what you have always wanted. Well… At least what you think you wanted. You have wanted to feel like there was a reason you bought this phone in the first place. It was something to break up that uncomfortable silence with some sound, is it not? And here I am! I am here to do that for you. The reason for your phone has arrived. How does that feel, Mr. Kettleman?”

    “Are you high? What the hell i—”

    “If you talk like that to me again there will be hell to pay. I know things about you that no one else knows.”

    “What do you know?”

    “The things that keep you up at night. All those things you regret, and all those things that you hope everyone forgot about. Remember those, Mr. Kettleman?”

    “Everyone has regrets. You don’t know m—”

    “I know you. Oh, I know you more than you know me! I got you in my little palm!”

    “Leave me alo—”

    “Remember that time you lied to your best friend. You remember, don’t cha, Mr. Kettleman? Sure you do, son!”

    “Everyone lies. Now leave m—”

    “Not this lie. Not what you did. Remember? And now you even lie to yourself about it, right? That is how you get through it? I know it. How could I not know it?”

    “Who is thi—”

    “I am the one here to make a deal with you. If only you didn’t have shit for brains, you might have remembered that. Now do you want to go through memory lane here? What about when you threw your ex under the bus in front of all her family? Or how about your internet history? Or how about all those awful things you used to say to the ones you loved? Or how about when you coul—”

    “Are you following me? What is this? I will call the police!”

    “Am I  following you? Hmmmm…. Am I following you? Not exactly. I don’t need to! Don’t flatter yourself so much.”

    “Where are you? Why don’t we settle this face-to-face?” I shouted into the phone.

    “Now, now, Mr. Kettleman. That is no way to talk, now is it? There is nowhere you can meet me. I am not the kind that does face-to-face. I like to keep things mysterious. Behind a veil, if you will.”

    “I can hear that you are somewhere! Where are you?”

    “I am everywhere you look, son! I have connections absolutely everywhere! Don’t worry about where I am. Worry a bit more about where you are.”

    “And where am I?”

    “It seems like you are in my court, and you are my little puppet. I like it that way. I like having little puppets. And I have many, many puppets, boy. So with all that said, are you ready to hear my deal?”

    “Or what?”

    “Or I keep calling you. Or I use this information that I have. Or maybe something worse! Do you actually want to figure out what the ‘or what’ is? Why even bother asking by this point?” The man laughed and then burst into a cough.

    “Fine. I will listen to your deal.”

    “Good! But instead, I would prefer you read it. I will send it to you in the mail. Follow it to the letter.”

    “And how can I trust you?”

    “You can’t! But it doesn’t look like you have much of a choice do you? Is anyone else calling and making a deal with you?”

    “Why do I have to make a deal? You expect me just to follow the directions of a mysterious voice over the phone?”

    “My boy… You will come to learn that most people get their directions from a mysterious voice that they have never once considered the origins of.”

    “What do you mean?”

    “Hmmmmm…. What do I mean? You will only know what I mean once you know who I am.”

    “And who is that?”

    “Just follow the instructions on the deal I send you and maybe you will be lucky enough to find out.” 

    “And what happens if you go back on this deal? I don’t even know what I will receive yet!”

    “We could always make another one. Actually, I fully intend to.”

    “This doesn’t end does it?” I asked.

    “We will be in touch, Mr. Kettleman.” 

    Click. The line was silent. There was a knock on the door and an envelope slipped through the mail slot. In panic, I ran to the door and opened it. No one was there. I opened the envelope and inside was a laundry list of actions:

    Get promoted to the top of the department

    Buy a house that is bigger than Bill’s house

    Get in perfect shape

    Forget feelings… Find the most impressive girlfriend and friends

    Have the latest wardrobe and have the most perfect image

    Learn perfect table etiquette

    Keep up with all current affairs

    Be the model citizen

    Be knowledgeable in topics people would find interesting at cocktail parties

    Don’t let people see your mistakes or flaws

    “Why does he want me to do all this?” I asked myself. “This doesn’t even make any sense.”

    I turned to the other side of the paper and there is small note:

    Maybe it will finally make you happy! Maybe not! Maybe you will escape all those terrible memories of the past! Maybe not! I may alter the deal once you get there though… That is… If you can even make it there. I will call frequently, Mr. Kettleman! Don’t be a stranger!

  • A Visit from Khaliz the Demon

    There was a sudden and loud knock at the door. Arthur answered it, and a hideous monster stood on the other side. It had four horns that curled twice around. A dim yellow glow came from its eyes, and sharp protruding teeth slipped out its foul smelling mouth. The monster towered over Arthur, and its limbs were long and jagged rods.

    “I am Khaliz, a demon of the deep,” Khaliz said. “I have come for Arthur the Demon Slayer.”

    “Oh good! You are here!” Arthur said with glee. “Fearful and terrible Khaliz, welcome! You have found the right place. Arthur the Demon Slayer is me! Would you like to come in?”

    “I have come to bring your doom,” Khaliz said, opened his mouth wide, and let out a terrible hiss.

    “Hush! Hush!” Arthur held up his finger to the demon. “Just come on in. For you are one of my favorite kinds of guests! Would you prefer coffee or tea?”

    “Oh… Ummm coffee… I will have coffee.”

    Khaliz the Demon entered Arthur the Demon Slayer’s house. Arthur brought him into the kitchen and sat him down.

    “So what is your message?” Arthur asked. “You demons always come with a message of some kind.”

    Khaliz’s smile spread hideously across his face. He reached into his mouth and pulled out a scroll.

    “Read it, mortal… If you dare.”

    Arthur unfurled the scroll and read it. His eyes widened and his heart raced.

    “You bring difficult words, Khaliz. You bring a horrifying message!” Arthur exclaimed.

    Khaliz laughed with devilish pleasure. Arthur continued examining the message. His eyes softened and he began to laugh.

    “Thank you for this, Khaliz! Thank you for this curse you have brought me!”

    “Did you just say thank you?” Khaliz asked in surprise. 

    “Your curse will become my boon! For I know more than you realize, oh fearful Khaliz! For I am Arthur the Demon Slayer! And now it is time for your doom!”

    Khaliz rose ready to take on Arthur’s attack. Arthur lunged at the demon and spread his arms around the terrible monster. Arthur was quick! Much quicker than Khaliz was expecting! Before the demon knew it, he was wrapped up into a strong hug.

    “You thought you would pull me away!” Arthur shouted as he embraced Khaliz. “You wanted to steer me in the wrong direction, but your messages are always a question. A question that I have learned how to answer.”

    Khaliz shrunk and his horns fell from his head. Wings spread from his back, and his eyes lost their yellow glow. Arthur took a step from Khaliz and gazed at a beautiful man standing in his kitchen. He had beautiful white wings and wonderful olive skin. His hair was black and curled more than his former horns. Tears were in his eyes.

    “Thank you, Arthur,” he said.

    “My thanks is all to you, Khaliz. For you have brought me another boon!” Arthur said. “Now… How about that coffee?”